if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
telling someone “it could be worse” when they’re already upset does not help so stop
starting the boyfriend challenge
i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours
or they can just donate to me
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.